What advice would you give to your teenage self?

Dear Udara,
You have caused wahala in this Country too much, You have made a lot of sellers lie beyond repair, you come in a form looking sweet, but when we taste you, we experience another side of you.
Many Market women lie because of you, They call you “Nwa nnu” just to make us buy, when we leak you, we experience a slap that turns our brain 360°, as short as you are 🙄

Dear Udara, When next you return to earth, please come with a mark, differentiating Nwa nnu and Nwa ose, Maka mpiawa azu (If not you go collect)

UdaraMood🥱