I can never buy the INNOSON’S Ikenga with my own money!

I can never buy the INNOSON’S Ikenga with my own money!

I can never buy the INNOSON’S Ikenga with my own money! The Car is like chewing gum. Driving one feels like chewing on a gum forever. In the end, it won’t be the car getting tired of you but you getting tired of it.

I hate the IVM Ikenga for a few reasons: firstly, the body work leaves you hanging between calling it an SUV or MPV. Many won’t easily know that it’s a beautiful compact 7 seater.

Secondly, it comes too modernised. It’s too spiced up. Why the power windows? Oga Inno should’ve just given us the 1940 vibes. We enjoy manual windows, whining them up and down like a Corona manual grinding machine. Even in 21st century, we still prefer sweating it out that way!

I also hate the IVM Ikenga for jumping the 1.2, 1.5, 1.6 and landing on the 1.8Liter petrol engine.

I hate it for having modern features such as power steering, GPRS, Automated rear view mirror, front driver’s and passenger’s air bag, Multimedia system, anti brake locking system (ABS) Plus EBD, displaying unit, Bluetooth device, calling device, reverse alarm, central lock, remote control lock , pushing igniting system, and fully air condition with vents on the roof and side walls. Haba, this is too much for one car.

I hate the Ikenga because it scarcely has competitors. It’s way too comfortable and spacious for even polygamous family.

I dislike it because it sucks potholes so smoothly that you won’t even notice. The ground clearance is crazy! Normally, I hate vehicles that consume less petrol. It makes the radiators to disturb the alternators which overheat the monitors and fry the carburetors.

Finally, I hate the Ikenga because it’s way too cheap. After having all these modern and reliable features which many of its rivals lack, it’s selling for just a bit over 30 million naira. E shock you abi? No worry, money na water. You’ll definitely buy one after I’ve promoted your business or brand here for one week. And it’s a promo Thursday. Rush up to my inbox now to enjoy a cheap advertorial deal!

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~ Victor SN Okeworo