My Reaction When Egyptians, Moroccans, Tunisians & Co. Say They’re Not Africans

My Reaction When Egyptians, Moroccans, Tunisians & Co. Say They’re Not Africans

My Reaction When Egyptians, Moroccans, Tunisians & Co. Say They’re Not Africans 😂👇🏾

Me: sipping my African tea, barefoot under a mango tree, laughing in Swahili and Zulu combined
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Okaaayyy then!”

Modern Egyptians, Moroccans, Libyans, Tunisians, Algerians, Djiboutians be like:
“We’re not Africans.”
Me: “Alright, then float your country to Europe or the Middle East, let’s see who helps you pack.” 😎🚢🌍

We’re not begging anyone to be African.
We don’t do identity crisis here.
If you wanna identify as Mediterranean spice or honorary Europeans, that’s your journey, not ours.

Just don’t forget to withdraw from AFCON, leave African Union and please, don’t forget to stop using +2XX country codes. Those are AFRICAN digits. 😏📞

Geographical data doesn’t lie, my friends.
You’re rooted in Africa like jollof is rooted in West Africa, like injera is rooted in Ethiopia, like Ugali and nyamachoma is rooted in Kenya.
You can’t change that by just whispering “We are Arab” three times in the mirror.

But hey, go ahead, define yourselves however you like.
We’ll be here, dancing barefoot in our full African glory, celebrating our roots, our rhythm, and our rich heritage. 🪘🌍✨

If you truly feel you’re not African, kindly pack your couscous, camels, and relocate. Don’t worry, we won’t stop you. Just don’t take Pyramids and the Nile with you. They belong to Africa.