THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.

THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.

THIS STORY WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.

There’s this girl,Abigail who loves eating boys money in our school.

She was busy eating guys money left and right.

She even asked Jack to buy her an iPhone before she would become her girlfriend.

I warned Jack to avoid that Abigail of a girl,but he didn’t listen.

He decided to use his school fees to buy the phone for her.

Soon,Jack began to avoid us.

He would see us coming in one direction and then he would turn around and follow another path.

“But why is Jack acting this way?”Viva asked.

“Who knows what’s pursuing him with that his big belly!”Precious replied.

After having our lunch,we decided to go to the park to cool ourselves.

We normall go there because of the cold temperature and also how beautiful the environment was.

But when we reached the park,we saw Jack all by himself,with tears dripping down his eyes.

As soon as he spotted us,he began wiping off the tears.

“No need cleaning the tears.
We have noticed your weird behavior these days.

Talk to your friends___tell us what’s making a guy like you to shed tears.”Viva said to Jack.

He didn’t want to open up to us at first,but as soon as we all began shouting and crying with him,he then had no choice but to tell us.

“Hey!
You girls should stop crying.
Okay!
I will tell you girls what really happened.”He said.

He then began to narrate his journey with Abigail and how she had threatened to leave their relationship if he couldn’t buy her an iPhone.

Just because of how deeply he loved Abigail,he had to use his school fees to pay for the iPhone.

“Heyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhyyyyyy!”We all screamed with our hands on our heads.

“Don’t shout girls,I don’t want many people to know about this.”Jack whispered.

“That’s not even the painful part.
After using my school fees to buy her the phone,she gave the iPhone to her main boyfriend.

And then this morning, Abigail sent me a text telling me that she’s no longer interested in the relationship.

She also warned me never to call her again___can you imagine!”

“Jack be mumu oh!”We screamed as we rolled on the ground with our mouths wide open.

We were now even crying more than Jack who was served the breakfast.

“So,what’s the way forward now?”Viva asked.

“Ayyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!”Precious screamed as we all began another round of crying.

“It’s okay!
I don’t want others to hear this__please!”Jack pleaded.

“It’s okay!”We said and then we stayed quiet.

“I suggest we catch that Abigail and blo#w her face.

We need to collect that iPhone back immediately!”Precious suggested.

“There is a kid___they call him Tanker baby!

If there’s anyone who can get your iPhone back without any problem,it must be Tanker baby.”Anita suggested.

We all went to Tanker’s class and we pleaded with him to assist us reclaim Jack’s iPhone.

“Do you want iPhone or motor car?”Tanker asked and we all were shocked.

“Nooooooo,just my iPhone,so I can sell it back and get my school fees.”Jack replied.

“I don’t need her car!”

“So you don’t need a car_____okay no problem.

Come tomorrow morning and I will give you your iPhone.”Tanker said calmly.

We all bursted into laughter.

“Please be serious,kid.
How are we going to collect the iPhone from Abigail?”We all asked.

“I said,go to your class and relax.
Tomorrow morning,you come and take your iPhone and with interest on top.”

After saying this to us,he stood up and walked away,leaving us all in shock and disbelief.

The only thing he needed was the girl’s number and that of her boyfriend.

These information was enough for him to get the job done.

The first thing this boy did was to send the same message which Abigail had sent to Jack,to our principal.

He just changed Jack’s name and put the name of the Principal there.

“Mr Principal with your big Belle,you no dey shame abi?

You dey buy girl iPhone and you never even take care of your wife and kids.

Shameless Principal with that your shoe that looks like fowl yansh.

If you ever talk to me again,I will send your nudes to all the teachers in this school and even on social media.

See your belle_____don’t even call me again,this man!”

After he had edited the message,he sent it directly to the principal posing like Abigail.

Our principal was in the middle of a meeting with all the teachers when this message entered.

And as soon as he scanned through the text,he jumped up from his seat in shock.

“Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”He screamed and immediately,the teachers all ran out of the office thinking that something was wrong.

“Mr Principal,are we safe?”They all asked still ready to run even faster.

The Principal was speechless.

Tanker had also sent a message to Abigail’s main boyfriend acting like it was Abigail.

He even called the boyfriend on phone and asked him to bring the iPhone and the sum of two hundred thousand naira to the school.

“Darling,please bring that iPhone and the money to the school and give it to Jack.

We want to shoot movie in our school.

Once we are done,I will send you back the money and the iPhone as well”Tanker said on phone.

His voice was sounding exactly like Abigail’s so the boyfriend didn’t even suspect a thing.

He carried his house rent and the iPhone and rushed straight to the school.

He met with Jack at the gate and handed it over to him.

“Can I see my baby?”The boyfriend asked.

“They are already shooting the movie.
You can call her in the afternoon.
She’s missing you too.”Jack replied.

The boyfriend was grateful to Jack for being nice to him.

And he also pleaded with Jack to handle the phone with care because he would return to carry it later

Meanwhile,Abigail was summoned to the office to come and explain the message.

Clearly,it was her number that was on the phone,so there was no way she could deny that she was not the person that sent the message.

“You must provide those nudes today!”The Principal said as he ordered the teachers to lie Abigail down on the table.

“Bring my koboko!”He screamed and the next thing,”Itaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

He landed a heavy lash on Abigail’s buttocks.

As soon as the cane touched Abigail’s buttocks, she let out a loud mess”Poooooooooooooooooooo!”

The smell was too strong that the Principal dropped the koboko and jumped through the window.

The teachers ran away too without looking back.

“Commot for road oh
Hhhhmmmmmnnnnn!
Which kind mess be this?”They screamed as they all ran for their lives.

And when the students saw the teachers running away at full speed,they all grabbed their bags and also joined the race.

All the students rushed out of their classrooms and began to pursue the teachers.

The students didn’t even know why their teachers were running,but they still carried their bags on their heads and joined them in the race.

That was how school closed for that day oh!

The students didn’t return back__they ran straight to their houses,”Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!”